Prophets and Standup: The Art of Being Absolutely Certain
We're not just prophets, we're the ones who always know better. Our methods may be unorthodox, but our confidence never wavers.
Our Mission
To bring you the unvarnished truth, unadulterated and unrelenting, on the most pressing issues of our time.
Or, you know, just make stuff up, but with conviction.
Our Methods
We use a proprietary blend of:
- Unfettered optimism
- Blatant disregard for facts
- Unshakeable certainty